drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs, via livinhealthylife)

"Every cigarette smoked shortens your life expectancy by 14.4 to 14.8 minutes."
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Linus Pauling, chemist, physiologist, 2-time Nobel Prize winner. (via cranquis)

So… a pack of 20 cigarettes = -4.9 hours of life expectancy.

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